The Commonwealth of Minnesota Golden Gophers is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 221 million Minnesota Golden Gophersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Minnesota Golden Gophersian economy, worth 9.27 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,924 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,206 per year while the poor average 2,628, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minnesota Golden Gophers's national animal is the beaver.

Minnesota Golden Gophers is ranked 252,276^th in the world and 16^th in Vorobevists for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.